The Duke, she’s a Cowgirl, with the reigns in her mouth

Doesn’t submit to the theories that abound in the South

She will fight, scrap and tussle till her last dying breath

Whilst leading her state into the valley of death

Pal’s a bit different Qld the destination state

With sport in particular, pretty much everyone’s mate

Though lockdowns occur they are fighting the squalor

Taking Netball, NRL and the AFL dollar

Dandy is dour but there is no doubt that he cares

So much so he threw his own self down the stairs

It’s lock early, lock hard and then comment on Sydney

With what amounts to a verbal jab in the kidney

The Marshall is quiet and whilst upholding the law

Doesn’t seem to say much, maybe a trifle unsure

Although opportunity abounds and Steve has had his

The lips remain sealed, look what happened to Gladys

Guts runs Tasmania where the impacts are low

An island is a very handy defence don’t you know

And COVID’s clearly focussing elsewhere of late

The fucker can’t swim, at least not across Bass Straight

Mac he’s the knife who’s used both the cut and thrust

Always slamming the borders shut whilst garnering trust

Of people who live well west of the Nullarbor

Which led to a landslide result and four years more

Of course …

He said and she said and clearly no-one’s in charge

The lack of direction from Scotty looms large

It seems nothing’s achieved by bull, bluff and bluster

With the nation all wishing that he soon GETS A CLUSTER!!

6th August 2021