Women are wincing as the National’s clear choice

Is Barnaby the man, the misogynistic Rolls Royce

He’s back and he’s bad and one glimpse of his soul

Reveals disdain for women and a hunger for coal

Scotty better watch out cause BJ will let rip

Don his hat, his spurs and shoot from the hip

This poor victim of innuendo and “willowy wenches”

Forcing a recent sabbatical on the noted back benches

It ended in a roar that which started a rumble

And bang, he was back but in no little way humble

The Nats , clearly a boys club, again found their voice

And so Barnaby’s back as the Nationals “Re-Joyce”

22nd June 2021