The Virus is Viral

The world is descending in a free falling spiral

I heard just today that the virus had gone viral

My reaction predictably shock and concern

We feel the impact of COVID at every turn

But I surveyed the situation and what did I find

The media constantly changing their mind

Trumpeting contempt of near all course of action

With not one politician receiving positive reaction

NSW has it wrong it needs far more order

Whilst WA they are wankers with their hard border

Victoria found wanting, Croweaters - them too

Tasmania basically didn’t have too much to do

Queensland’s on a bender from temperate to tropic

NT & ACT hardly rate on this topic

The pollies, all of them both Federal and State

Lambasted by journos as plain second rate

This COVID shit … is all you see, hear and read

Relentless to the extent my eyes and ears bleed

I crave for a simple old fashioned political scandal

Choice would be nice too .. the Gourd or the Sandal

(Excuse Life of Brian Reference!!)

So stuff it I say and to hell with this virus

It’s the media that really has been sent to try us

A judgemental, sycophantic form of pollution

Dealing solely in blame and no hint of solution

Yes it’s true, it’s confirmed, the virus is viral

Let’s all do our best there’s no need for a trial

Look after yourself and other people in need

And ignore what’s become a Mass Media Feed