"Tony, obviously misunderstood..... I reckon he meant Stop The Blokes!!!!"

My thoughts turn to Tony Abbott and the campaign he's been through,

With ETS and NBN and insults of ties of blue!

Of his and his opponents quest and their ever present lust for votes,

With attacks on under-privileged refugees, you know stop the boats!

So I checked him out, a Christian family man, his guide no doubt the bible,

I wondered had we all got it so wrong that we could be accused of libel!

I then saw his budgie smugglers, his Lycra kit and manly ways,

His red-neck homophobic views, his disregard for all our gays!

Then the penny dropped for me, which was well a spanner in the spokes,

I think Tony's been misunderstood - he meant let's stop the BLOKES!

Let the women come and cook and clean they can marry a local dud,

If our last PM got a divorce, it might even be our own K-Rudd!

Let the kids come too, he said, that's if fit, they'll surely get a start,

On junior 457 visas mining with messers Forrest, Palmer and Reinhardt!

So cease the criticism, it's clear that our Tony's simply been misheard,

I saw the ads, he's got character, and can be taken for his word!

He meant stop the blokes because as a heterosexual man,

He wants fellas here to shag like him, with a woman, what a plan,

And by stopping male refugees with the aid of the Navy gun,

The cry at Tony's surf club will be 'Boys there's shags for everyone'!

By God we'll have some climate change then, all around Australia,

There will be rampant sex aplenty and hot and sweaty genitalia!

So bless his scientific ignorance, homophobia and firstly folks,

Rejoice in Tony's omnipresent determination to simply stop the blokes!