Progress he cried our cabinet’s now swimmin’

With puppet-like, do what they’re told Liberal women

The same ones who applauded the protracted inaction

And suggested the uproar ‘bout Britney, overreaction

They’ve formed a committee to give serious thought

To any transgressors ... well the ones who are caught

Relax, the contentious issues if indeed there are any

Will be promptly deferred to Scomo’s clever wife Jenny

Brilliant work Scomo, you should really be proud

You should have no fear in future confronting the crowd

Inequality reigns but no need for us to be shitty

Cause our visionary leader has formed a committee

So much achieved bloody hell they gave it a nudge

But because they needed the vote, kept Alan Tudge

Nice to know he’s working things out as he oughta

Along with Johnsen, Linda Reynolds and Christian Porter

Congratulations to you all but I really must stress

Be on guard for complacency with all this success

Such enlightened productivity is so hard to conceive

Remember if it all goes to shit, you can always take leave!!

1st April 2021